The Fence
The Fightin’ Narwhals
The First PDA
The First Step
The Flamboni Way
The Flatusophonist
The Fly
The Flying Frenchman
The Foot Warmer
The Footwear Filcher
The Gagman
The Gibichungs
The Great Malaxo
The Great Malaxo 3
The Great Malaxo Returns
The Grindstone
The Hair Salon and Body Spa
The Hairdresser
The Handicap
The Higgs Boson
The Human Loudspeaker
The Human Piñata
The Hyper-eye ballometer
The Hypermegahorn
The Hypnagogue
The Iceman Cometh
The Illumbaton
The Judge
The Jungle Cruise
The Kansas Grand Prix
The KB Mark IV
The Kitchen Magician
The Knitter
The Krocwich
The Kyphosis Cure
The Lamprey Liberation League
The Likeness
The Liposuctionizer
The Long Rue
The M-Phone
The Macaquekaze
The MacArthur Fellow
The Man of 1,000 Faces
The Manicure
The Mark VI
The Marshmallow King
The Master Camouflager
The McGillicuddy Backstory
The Medusa Effect
The Merry Men
The Mighty Meptangs
The MMRL
The Mobile Phone
The Model 2
The Model 3
The Model 5
The Moltaphant
The Multi-ductor
The Multitasker
The Mute
The New Food Court
The New Hire
The Nova
The Number 6
The Nunerizer
The Octet, First Try
The Octet, Second Try
The Oculoplastic Surgeon
The Oft Fickle World
The Once Consummate Waitress
The Once Promising Spook
The Onset
The Original Odd Couple
The Pajama Courier
The Pen
The Penguin Spellbinder
The Perfect Likeness
The Perm
The Pipe Cleaner
The Poundometer
The Power of Suggestion
The Preakness, 1956
The Preventilator
The Pringler Call Center
The Pringler Chimney sweeper
The Proto-Airstream
The Rats in the Walls
The Real Miss Muffet
The Record
The Remedy
The Rhinotillexisicist
The Riesenklavier
The Rockettes
The Rule Breakers
The Scapegoat
The Shadowgraphers
The Shiftbogger
The Shoeshine
The Shout Out
The Slug